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If I put these two into a vicious cock-fight cage, Chris Martin would clearly get his ass beat by Joe Satriani. There is no doubt in my mind he would be begging for Gwyneth. I mean look at that photo–Satriani could crush him just by standing there long enough. That being said, however, these Satriani and Coldplay aren’t in a fist fight…it’s much worse.