Joe Satriani vs. Coldplay or Guitar vs. Piano

If I put these two into a vicious cock-fight cage, Chris Martin would clearly get his ass beat by Joe Satriani. There is no doubt in my mind he would be begging for Gwyneth. I mean look at that photo–Satriani could crush him just by standing there long enough. That being said, however, these Satriani and Coldplay aren’t in a fist fight…it’s much worse.

They’re fighting over music rights. Basically, Satriani is suing the designer pants off Coldplay because they “stole” his lick from his song “If I could Fly” – check it out below (and be amazed at the stunning videography).

Awww…are you freaking kidding me? EMI shut down the YouTube video. Nice work, EMI. I’ll just find another one…

And here it is! (although not as good). Welcome to the internet, EMI.

Satch..SATCH…WHY?! Ok, so it sounds really, really, really, really, really similar. But, honestly…you’re better than this. You shred faces for a living, you don’t need to sue a bunch of dudes who wear fake soldier jackets and are the center of Apple commercials. All you need to is melt their face off. COME ON.

Here’s the hoping my blog doesn’t get absolutely destroyed by the EMI sharks.