Coldplay Viva La Video iTunes Commercial

Dear Chris Martin:

I love your voice. I love your band. I want to throwup all over your new iTunes video. I address this to you, Chris, because everyone else looks pretty normal. I hate calling your art bad–because you’re a much better musician than me. But whoever convinced you to do that thing with your hands should be shot at close range.

The colors are amazing, the effects are brilliant, but you look like a d-bag. Deep down, I know you’re not a d-bag, so I think it’s more disappointment than anger.

But, the song sounds rad (P.S. readers, you can buy this track on iTunes if you like).

Lovingly,

Josh & everyone else who has ever seen this video.

What do you guys think of the video? Check out the Apple site for a better quality video.